Sagacity

Confucius, He say………. 

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right; war determine who is left

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Woman who cook meat and peas in same pot, most unhygienic.

People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have tremendous impact on history. G.W.B.

I stand by all the misstatements that I've made. G.W.B.

We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe. ...George W. Bush. 

Public speaking is very easy. ...George W. Bush. 

I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican ...George W. Bush.
 
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls. ....G.W.B.

We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. ...G.W.B.

For NASA, space is still a high priority. ...George W. Bush, 

Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children. ....G.W.B.

The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George Bush may or may not make. ...George W. Bush. 

We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made. ...Governor George W. Bush. 

It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. ...George W. Bush. 

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. ...George W. Bush.