"Memories" from Les Roberts | |
Leslie
John
Roberts At
St M’s 1955 to end 1958 Mates
with Mick
Clarke
and Rod
Crowfoot Started
as a day boy travelling from Kings Lynn each day with ???? who’s Dad
was a butcher Boarded
in Sept 1957 and was at Gresham House. Initially
in large dorm on top floor which had a small two bed dorm off it. This had
the fire escape in it via the window. Got
“ Promoted to 1st floor dorm with only four of us in it
--- two bunks. Top of stairs and to the left. Shared
this with Rod
Crowfoot;
Mick
Clarke
and Michael
H - Nobby
– Clark Member
of Film team under Clifford
Wallington.
Played
2nd eleven cricket -
still got the cap. Played
1st eleven hockey or
so it says on my leaving certificate but honestly cannot remember this. Played
soccer for the school but then I think we all did. Was
made a Prefect in 58 only because I
looked after the oil heaters. This was a great lurk to get out of
work on Saturday mornings and at other times. Can still put a new wick in
an oil heater – if you can find one. Main
memories Big
fight with Bernard
Musson
in the top dorm at GH. He gave me a black eye for which we both got four
of RP’s best – not
because of the fight but because we lied
"Bernard
pushed the door open Sir and
the knob hit me in the eye. " was the best we could do for an alibi. Trying
to ride my bike with a new raincoat on. Why were they sooo big. Sleeping
in tents at Old Boy weekends so they could sleep in the lap of luxury in
our dorms. Taking
short cuts in the cross country run so we could get in front of Anita
??? and watch her bouncing yes
well just bouncing eh! Javelin
practice on the soccer field and hitting the power lines
- on purpose. Very big flashes. Cycling
to and from school from The Lodge and trying to beat 1) the Bus and 2) Colin
Ratcliff.
Never did beat Colin. Learning
to dance at the Inglesthorpe Village Hall. The only reason we were there
was because the local girls came. Being
madly in love with Lila
????? one of the village girls and being invited to tea
- grossly embarrassing! As
an alter boy hurtling along with RP driving the Morris Shooting Break on
Sunday morning to do Holy Communion at Inglesthorpe and other Churches RP
forgetting there was no wine and having to stop at the Inglesthorpe Hotel
to get a bottle of red. Getting
the congregation count wrong - like
7 instead of 6 so RP ran out
of wafers. No
electricity at Inglesthorpe Church – quite a usual occurance -
and Colin Ratcliff ( School Organist for the uninitiated ) playing
Toccata and Fugue in G because we had to manually pump the organ until RP
left the alter and had a “quite “ word. Not a good image
Sweating alter boys. Getting
severe colds because some idiot told us if we cycled with our chests
exposed we would grow hairs on our chest. Many colds and still not many
hairs. Ducking
Mr Taylor’s
chalk in math’s Feeling
sorry for Mr
Taylor
in French cos we new he was reading the text book and knew less than we
did. Struggling
with Greek and Latin with RP insisting it would help our english. Never
helped mine. Listening
to the 8am ? news in the Lodge and hoping to God that you were not pick on
by RP to answer a question related to a topic. “ Roberts Why do you think the Yen is falling ? “”
Gulp Gulp Sitting
up very straight as RP came into the Lodge dining room. That pin hurt !! Listening
to small radios under the blankets after lights out and being caught by a
Pre Fish
Pie for diner on Fridays Duty
table or whatever it was that had to serve and wash up – remember the
smell!! Desperately
trying to smash a cricket ball through any window in the school. Rumor had
it you got ten pounds and four of the best. As nobody ever did it never
found out. Going
to Heacham beach - well rock
infested area – and swimming -
in winter. From memory another C.
Ratcliffe
brilliant idea. Going
to the cinema in Hunstanton to watch the latest movies – but you had to
wear your full uniform. We all did of course. Got four of the best for not
having my uniform on - dobbed in by Miss
Jewson
who was having a great time 3 rows back. Movie was Little Richard in “
Girls Can’t Help It “ I think. People
not mentioned anywhere. Mrs
Roberts
who was a cook at the Lodge and
whose son came to the school for a while. Mr
Taylor
- teacher of maths and anything RP threw at him. Always poorly
dressed – lived in a house at Heacham you passed on the way to the
beach. Had lots of children. Really nice guy. Many
of the overseas guys whose names escape me Dowda
Nigy
comes to mind and Nauclus who was from Pakistan Regards
and all the best Les
Roberts
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