Did they really say that?
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken
Same day dry cleaning - all garments ready in 48 hours
After tea breaks staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board
Customers who find our waiting staff rude should see the manager
Why smash your plates washing up? Let one of our dishwashers do it for you
Notice in health food shop window: Closed due to illness
Large sizes catered for, come in and look round (this one really is genuine, one of my 'work experience' girls put the notice in our shop window)
