Bob found this in his Mother's Bible.... he says that part of it reminds him of someone..  

I’d like to go to church but,,,.

                                           A     is for Auntie who will come to tea.

                                B    is for Bed, which won't release me.

                                C    is for Car "We must have fresh air".

                                D    is for Dinner that Mum must prepare.

                                E    for Extremes, too "high" or too "low".

                                F    for my feelings - when they're "right" I go.

                                G    is my Garden, much "nearer God's heart".

                                H    is my Husband who won't play his part.

                                I    for Intruders, who sit in my pew.

                                J    for the jealously show by a few.

                                K    for the Kneeling, which tries me so much.

                                L     the Old Language, it's so out of touch.

                                M    is for Money, they always want more.

                                N    for New Tunes that I've not heard before.

                                0    is for Overtime, double on Sunday.

                                P    for preparing I must do for Monday.

                                Q    for Queer Noises, which come from the choir.

                                R    for the Rector, he ought to retire.

                                S    is for Sermons, as dull as can be.

                                T    for the Telly I really must see.

                                U    for Unfriendliness I always find.

                                V    for the Voice of that woman behind.

                                W    for Weather, too much rain or snow.

                                X    for Extras, too busy to go.

                                Y    for Young Rowdies who sit at the back.

                                Z    is for Zeal and that's what I lack!!