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Dear
Old Michaelian's Since
I last wrote to you there has been another successful Old Michaelian
reunion weekend at Old Hunstanton, more of which you can read about, and
see pictures of, elsewhere in this newsletter.
The Christmas Festivities were enjoyable, but I am always just a
little disappointed when another one passes without snow.
Also, of course, there has been the millennium and all that
entailed.
Months, or even years in some cases, were spent identifying what
could go wrong, what might fail, and planning what to do if such
eventualities materialised. In the end the most successful outcome seems
to have been the celebrations!
Overall, both businesswise and socially, the outcome seems to
have been a good result for the "Five P's", Perfect Planning
Prevents poor Performance. To
date The OMA committee has had their first of two meetings.
I always feel that they are like mini reunions, as we all seem to
enjoy ourselves even when there are only half a dozen of us together. At
this point I should like to thank our retiring Secretary, Anne Gunner,
for the many years of service she has given to the OMA unfortunately
work commitments prevent her from continuing on the committee.
Thank you Anne.
0ur second meeting, as last year, will be held at the Le Strange
Arms Hotel, Old Hunstanton.
I don't think anyone stays overnight but we are there on Sunday 9th
July and if you would like to pop in for a natter we would be pleased to
see you. As
usual I urge you all to note the date of the 2000 reunion and ask to
make that little extra effort to attend in October.
You can't knock it if you haven't tried it! In
closing I wish you all a good summer and the very best of health. Robert (Bob) Hill |
So......been there,
done that, bought the tee-shirt After going our various ways to titivate ourselves, best frocks, white tie and tails etc. we reassembled at 7.30 for a white wine reception or we would have done if ****** had ordered it!! however that little problem was soon sorted thanks to the efficiency of the Le Strange Staff and the evening was underway. We were seated by 8.00 with only a little quiet shifting of place names and we were treated to a delicious meal, quite up to the usual standard, which was eaten amid much banter and hilarity. After the meal, it was the turn of our guest speaker, Simon, who was in fine form as he recounted anecdotes and memories of his Father and of Betty in days of yore. Bob then gave a résumé of the last year, welcoming everybody and thanking his committee and the organisers of the weekend for their hard work A toast was drunk “To absent Friends” remembering especially Betty Jewson. So to John Wally’s quiz. It had some hard questions (definition of a hard question? one to which you don’t know the answer!) but eventually when the scores were added up two tables were tied and a tie-break question was put. The eventual winners were, of course, the most erudite of the Old Michaelian’s present. Modesty, however, forbids me to say which table that was but the prize of a “Walkman” each was well received by all of us who were sitting on that table!!! The Raffle was then drawn and the prizes were distributed to...well mainly to Maggie Balshaw who, seemingly, could do no wrong winning 6 prizes in all. Then chat and memories and recollections and gossip and finally......So To Bed. Sunday dawned bright, clear and windy and a good number of us reconvened at 11.00 am at our Spiritual Home, St. Michael’s Church, Ingoldisthorpe for Eucharist celebrated by Roger Wikeley with Ben Gunner seated at the organ. After a peaceful Service we rounded off the weekend’s proceedings with refreshments at Ingoldisthorpe Village Hall and after a weekend of fun, frivolity, jest, banter, bon mots, quips, witticisms and just a hint of seriousness we departed for home. If you missed it, you missed a treat.
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part
of an article by Pam King which appeared in .....after WW2 the Rectory building became St. Michael’s School, the Headmaster of which was the Rev Roger Pott. Every year we are visited by a steady stream of ex-pupils (now approaching middle age) who return with their families to relive the memories of their schooldays. They tell me that my daughter’s bedroom was the chemistry lab and my sitting room was the sixth form classroom. Under the floorboards I found postcards, old letters and a penknife or two all of which belonged to boys who had been here in the 1960s. Their names are penciled too, up in the attic by the dormer windows... no doubt it had been a great adventure to steal up there among the rafters, perhaps for an illicit cigarette.......... |
A FEW DAYS IN VIETNAM I have always wanted to visit Vietnam, perhaps because of all those pictures of Saigon, Da Nang, and Hanoi which we viewed so often on our televisions during the 1960’s and 1970’s. So in November we booked a small package tour, which turned out to be 10 pleasant Brits in a 15 seater coach. We arrived in Saigon or Ho Chi Minh city as it is officially known, to be met by our guide who was the son of a former senior member of the South Vietnam military. As a result he had done 7 years in a re-education camp and his father had been away 15 years but had returned only to go “missing” again possibly out of the country to look for work, but this was not clear as he had not re-contacted his family. First impressions of Saigon City was of a bustling town with few vehicles but with a seething mass of people on cycles. Around the outskirts were many small businesses of every description where everything required is made or cannibalised and reworked. Everyone appears to be at work. Also life generally is on the streets. The cafes spill all over the pavement with customers squatting on very low plastic stools shoveling food into their mouths with young children playing amongst them. We found everyone almost without exception extremely friendly and pleased in many cases to talk English which was reassuring after all the battles they have had with the French, Japanese and Americans in the last few years. The hotels in which we stayed were of a good standard and the staff helpful. Clearly the country has accepted tourism and its financial rewards. Obviously it is early days and the disadvantages of mass tourism have not yet set in. Saigon and Hanoi have some splendid French buildings. The Post Office, the former Presidential palace and Notre Dame Cathedral are on well laid out wide streets which makes the centre of Saigon a pleasant place to visit. The Chinese market in China town is an enormous building on two floors where anything can be bought. Having spent an interesting half an hour here we were glad to get away due to the mass of people and the heat. We were taken to the Mekong Delta where we enjoyed a boat trip and lunch on Lotus island, all the time taking pictures of the mass of river traffic bringing their goods to market on their motorised sampans. From the amount of food on display you would never starve in Vietnam. We also visited a plantation growing tropical fruits and a bonsai garden. Next day we visited the Cao Dai temple at Tay Ninh which was built between 1933 and 1955. This is home to the relatively new indigenous religion of Caodaism. The religion is intended to create an ideal religion fusing the philosophies of East and West. It encompasses Buddhism, Confucianism, Taoism, Hinduism, Christianity, Islam and Vietnamese spiritism. The temple is similar to Westminster Abbey only in that it has twin towers at the West end but apart from this it is in rococo style with extravagant modern construction. Internally it is superb with marble flooring and highly coloured decoration. We were encouraged to attend the 12 o”” clock service where the large congregation is all dressed in white with men on one side and women on the other. An impressive spectacle. As a total contrast we were taken to the Cu Chi tunnels to experience how the Viet Cong lived underground during the war with America. I found these fascinating as they were only large enough to accommodate the locals, whereas a European has difficulty entering the genuine tunnels because of their small size. The tunnels run for miles with their entry and exit points accessed, by way of small trapdoors disguised under bushes and trees, at regular intervals. How the troops carried arms and ammunition as well as food was clearly quite an achievement, and they lived underground for months at a time. We next left by air for Da Nang which has a large port and the remains of the former U S military area much of which remains military and part of which has been converted into an industrial park. We visited a museum devoted to the Cham dynasty. The Chams were the original inhabitants of Vietnam. We then climbed Water Mountain to explore the cave pagodas and to view the nearby China beach where the Americans first landed their troops in March 1965. If it had not been raining we might have spent a couple of hours sunbathing on the beach, but that was not to be. Instead we drove on to the ancient town of Hoi An. Hoi An was one of South East Asia’s international ports during the 17th, 18th and 19th centuries, and apparently parts of the town look exactly as they did more than a century ago. The highlight was Tan Ky house which was built two centuries ago for a well off Vietnamese merchant. It has been restored to its original glory, showing evidence of Japanese and Chinese styles on local architecture. The present owner and his family have lived here for six generations. There were the usual temples and shops where behind the scene were the workers labouring on Lacquer, painting pictures on papyrus, woodcarvers and tailors making dresses and tee shirts. Some of the employees appeared quite young and worked a fairly long day, but morale seemed high. As a result everything was very cheap, tee-shirts for example just a couple of pounds. This was an interesting town with a village type atmosphere, but with a variety of interesting things to visit which I will not bore you with now. Next day we left for Hue which has traditionally been Vietnam’s cultural, educational, and religious centre. We arrived via the Pass of Clouds which had been a high narrow track through the mountains until the Americans arrived and practically rebuilt the road in order to allow their large vehicles to negotiate the sharp bends. Having used the pass in the morning we later found that due to the heavy rains part of the road had been washed away. Having arrived in our riverside hotel which had been well built by the French and was of a good 4 star rating we realised how high the river water was, and as a result there were no boat trips. But having seen Hue and its location we would certainly be tempted back during better weather. We then immersed ourselves visiting the Imperial Citadel and the Mausoleums of Tu Duc and Khai Dinh. Much of the town had been destroyed during the war but international money is now apparently available for its reconstruction and what remained was worth visiting. Next morning we flew to Hanoi (HaNoi) the capital of Vietnam where a new airport terminal is being built, and then to an excellent large new hotel which had been financed and built by the Singaporeans with splendid views over the Hoan Kiem lake. Again the city has many fine French buildings and French is widely spoken. Talking to one of the locals he apologised for his poor English by explaining that he had been brought up to speak French, but when the Russians had influence in the country Russian had been taught in the schools and so it is only in the last few years that he had been learning English. For the visitor the two main highlights of Hanoi is the visit to Ho Chi Minh’s Mausoleum, and the temple of literature. Both are giant concrete structures both built by the Russians at obviously fast cost. The Mausoleum houses Ho Chi Minh’s body in a sarcophagus deep in the centre of this structure for nine months of the year, for the other three, the corpse goes to Russia for re-embalming. On entering the building the smartly dressed guards are stationed every 5 yards or so all the way up the stairway through which you walk in single file and in silence which gives an eerily authoritarian aspect to the spectacle. Dress for visitors is strictly controlled for the purposes of decorum. In the same grounds is the Presidential Palace built in 1906, and Ho Chi Minh’s house which is built of the finest wooden materials in 1958 and as is to be expected kept in immaculate condition. The Temple of Literature covers the life and achievements of Ho Chi Minh and some of the history of Vietnam. Other visits from Hanoi included a trip to the ethnic villages of the Muong and Dao ethnic minorities who live in the forests North of Hanoi and who retain their own customs and way of life. Finally we were taken via Haiphong which is the main port in the north and which got a pounding during the war, to Halong Bay a UNESCO World Heritage site, where we had a half days boat trip with lunch, which was purchased from the fishermen in the bay as we cruised through the islands, stopping at two of them to visit the caves. Back in Hanoi we had half a days shopping and the things to buy were lacquer work in particular, silk, and clothing . Our doubts before undertaking this trip proved to be unfounded As it was an organised trip with guide there were no problems with the arrangements for the trip. The surprises were the good hotels and especially the food which was excellent. The local airline was up to a good international standard, so we were unlikely to fall out of the sky, which cannot be said for some countries. Above all was the attitude of the people who without exception were pleasant and helpful in hotels and shops and in the streets. Some of you may think that this article is not particularly relevant to the OMA magazine but for those who may be looking for somewhere different to holiday or for those OMA/Australians who make stopovers in Singapore and fancy an adventure, Vietnam may make a pleasant diversion. John King |
Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings
In the first book of the Bible, Guinenesis, God got tired of creating The world, so he took the Sabbath off. Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah’s wife was called Joan of Ark. Noah built an ark, which the animals come on to in pears. Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night. The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with the unsympathetic Genitals. Samson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like Delilah. Samson slaved the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles. Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients. The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten amendments. The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple. The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery. Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Genitol. The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him. David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times. Solomon, one of David’s sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines. When Mary heard that she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta. When the three wise guys from the east side arrived, they found Jesus in the manager. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption. St. John, the blacksmith, dumped water on his head. Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before they do one to you. He also explained, “a man doth not live by sweat alone.” It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance. The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels. The epistles were the wives of the apostles. One of the opossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan. St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage. A Christian should have only one spouse. This is called monotony. |
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Whatever was the name of the young lady who lived a few hundred yards from Gresham House? She, as a favour to the “young gentleman” on whom she was keen at the time, would enswathe her body at her window at around 7.30 in the morning. Could this be why it was that a small army of heavy mac and wellington boot clad “friends” would accompany this favoured beau on his way to breakfast at the Shooting Lodge? There were balmy sunny weekends to counter the wet and cold ones of the N.W.Norfolk coast. Do you remember the old Lido swimming pool next to the Kit-Kat Club? Sadly neither are there now, but what a brilliant pool it was on a hot Sunday afternoon to bask our white bodies in the sun and see what goodies the girl’s boarding house were hiding in their bathing costumes. Anon
Who was it that used to update fireworks in class, at Ingoldisthorpe, first right at the top of the stairs. He sat at the back in front of the fireplace and it must have been 1958/9. He was trying out a shorter fuse to an improved banger during either a free period or evening prep. He had just lit the thing and was about to throw it in the fireplace when Roger looked through the glass door panel and came in. The boy was forced to throw the lighted banger in his desk and lean heavily on the lid. In a very few seconds there was a very loud muffled bang. The ink well took off at great speed followed by a large white mushroom of smoke from the vacated hole. The ink well hit the ceiling at great speed and bounced back to the floor leaving a big blue splodge on the plaster. The outcome goes without saying. Geoff Kimberley |
Seen in various Church Magazines 1. This afternoon, there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptised in both ends. 2. Tuesday at 4 pm there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk come early. 3. Thursday at 5 pm there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers club. All ladies wishing to be Little Mothers please meet with the pastor in his study. 4. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Johnson to come forward and lay an egg at the altar. 5. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement on Friday afternoon. 6.
A bean super will be held on Saturday evening in the church
basement. 7. The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Belzer. 8. For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs. 9. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. 10. Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow. 11. Don’t let worry kill you off - let the church help. |
Anorak
Stuffed
Cautionary Tale
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One day a cat dies of
natural causes and goes to heaven. There he meets the Lord Himself. The
Lord says to the cat, “You lived a good life and if there is any way I
can make your stay in Heaven more comfortable, please let me know.” The
cat thinks for a moment and says, “Lord, all my life I have lived with a
poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor.” The Lord stops the
cat and says, “Say no more,” and a wonderful fluffy pillow appears. A boy and his father
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On a recent visit to Norfolk John King visited Anna Godfrey. He found that she was as well as could be expected and was.....absolutely delighted to see “one of her boys” although I was not strictly one of her house guests. She was frail and a little emotional, but clearly extremely alert. The Close is just opposite the Compasses pub in Snettisham. The staff were welcoming and Anna is in very comfortable surroundings. She sends her love to all those who know her and hopes to be able to attend the Reunion Service in October. Let us see how she is by then and whether the Staff, an SRN was in attendance, agree to this. I said that I would visit he again in July. John goes on to say.....As I was passing I also visited Tom Healey in Heacham who said that all being well he would be at the Reunion in October and if asked would be happy to do the intercessions at the Eucharist on Sunday.......and Pat Dove in Sutton Bridge who is well and sends greetings to all. At the Committee Meeting at Bob Hill’s abode I was asked to make specific mention in “The Mitre” of the Friday night of the Reunion Weekend. Last year seven Members arrived at the Le Strange on the Friday evening and it was thought that if more of you, and particularly local Members, knew about this then it would be an ideal time to socialise before the main attractions of the weekend started. So any of you out there who are in the vicinity of the Le Strange Arms on Friday October 27th take note and come and have a beer or three and a good laugh. I know its a perennial moan but again this time there is a lot of “filler” items in this august biannual. This I know doesn’t suit everyone, some, though, enjoy the padding and have said so and for this I thank you. Because of the format of “The Mitre” the pages have to be inserted in fours so I cannot put just one extra page in, consequently you either have 24 pages which seems a little meagre or the usual 28. The point I am trying to make is.... if you don’t want fillers PROVIDE COPY. You must all have stories to tell funny or poignant, sad or macabre, libelous or libationous. I would be delighted to include any or all of your cogitations and perorations, recollections and reminiscences. Put it down either in finished form or even note form, I’m sure that I can weave a story from what you send, and let us all share those golden moments before we all become gaga, senility sets in and we cannot remember even going to St Michael’s let alone what it was we did there!!!
At the Committee meeting Bob
asked that we try to remember and make a list of Staff-Members who were
associated with the School. This came about because on a recent Radio
Norfolk programme Jean Huson of Heacham mentioned that she had been for
a short time a teacher in the early days of St Michael’s. This led us
on to try to list other Teachers and ancillary Staff through the 20 odd
year history of the School. On the next page there is a list of those we
could remember. We know it’s not by any means complete so please look
through it, add and amend
it as necessary and then send it to Bob
Hill
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A
lady awoke one morning and discovered her dog was
not moving. A
guy goes to a pet store and ask to buy a parrot
that can talk... |
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