Cloud Callout:  Please be upstanding for the Chairman of the Old Michaelian Association. .................JW





 

Ian Dupont, Chairman—OMA

 

I've come to the conclusion: it is not a good idea to sit and think about dates!

 

The Diamond Jubilee of St. Michael's School makes me realise that it is 44 years since I left the hallowed walls. Fortunately, I think the school must have had some magic dust dropped on it at some stage because, although the body and mind inevitably don't feel quite so nimble (especially when I am trying to remember names) I don't feel the age I have regrettably reached. I find this an extraordinary phenomenon. For example, I listen to people chatting, reminiscing and moving about and I feel genuinely sorry for their increasing decrepitude, only to learn that they are some years younger than me!! 

Now, I know this has nothing to do with what I am suppose to be writing but I do hope that you too have been lightly dusted recently and will join all us young ones on 28/29 October in Hunstanton to enjoy the repartee of a past era. 

It is some years since I drove across Germany on sparsely cared Autobahns for mile after interminable mile at very high speed and I am sure it is not the same now, certainly as far as the traffic levels are concerned. 

However, I must commend a certain John Wort, who attended St. Michael's School after my time, for doing just that and joining us all for the 2005 OMA Reunion. (Although I hesitate to think what speeds he may have achieved along the way!). 

So, for those of you who have considerably less mileage to navigate, I do hope that you will join us. (There, I have said it again, and I promised I would not nag). 

Anyway, Wally is waiting to send 'The Mitre' to press so I will close wishing you all health, wealth (uck!) and a lovely summer. 

Best Wishes 

Ian Dupont

Chairman

 

 

Cloud Callout:  Over recent months I have received some wonderful anecdotes, jokes and other printable material from our very dear friend
Pat Frost to which I send my hearty thanks and appreciation. So, should you come cross some of this material is this edition of 'The Mitre' it is Pat's fault and certainly not mine!........JW

 

 

 

Flowchart: Alternate Process: Q: How is dew formed


 

Flowchart: Alternate Process: Q: How is dew formed

Q: How is dew formed  A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
Q: What is a fibula A: A tiny lie
Q: What is the major disease associated with cigarettes A: Premature death
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour A: Keep it in the cow
Q: What are steroids? A: Things that stop the stair carpet from slipping about
Q: Name the four seasons A: Salt, pepper, mustard & vinegar

Flowchart: Alternate Process: Q: How is dew formed