Here’s Food for Thought

Bringing up children

§ You spend the first two years of their lives teaching them to walk and talk. Then to spend the next sixteen years telling them to sit down and shut up!

§ Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children

§ Mothers of teenagers now know why some animals eat their young

§ Children seldom misquote you. In fact they usually repeat word for word what you should not have said

§ The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own

§ We childproof our homes, but they are still getting in