The Computer swallowed Grandma
Yes, honestly, it's true
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view
It's devoured her completely
The thought just makes me squirm
Maybe she's caught a virus

Or been eaten by a worm
I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind
I've even used the Internet
But nothing did I find
In desperation I asked Jeeves
My searches to refine 

The reply from him was negative
Not a thing was found 'online'
So, if inside your 'In Box'
My Grandma you should see
Please 'Scan', 'Copy', and 'Paste' her
In an e-mail back to me.